As soon as she was aware, she was up on her feet. No small part of her was already running a hundred miles an hour at why, nevermind where and how. With all the shenanigans, both jovial and tragic, that had been faced and overcome in The World, she was on red alert when it came to blacking out and waking up somewhere else. Some small part of her head was already nagging away, taunting her for having been felled and put into another coma.

And then she saw the instructions. And stared at them blankly for a few long moments.

"What...?" She murmured in a low, flat tone. Just thrown off enough not to be angry or flustered. And just distracted enough not to entirely realize there was someone else in there with her. But definitely focused enough to realize just how outlandish and, well, lewd it was. Rearing back and raising an arm in front of herself like it was some kind of shield.

And then aiming a sharp kick at the door. "OH HELL NO!"