"Goddamn, this chica has way too many clothes..." Guy muttered under his breath, as he slapped yet another fancy dress out of his way, in his attempt to get past the CLOTHES in here, and find the Goddamned DOOR! At any rate, he at long last encountered another warm body in this wardrobe, hopefully not the chica who he was so thoroughly lambasting and cursing just now...

And then, he found his eyes adjusting to the low lights of the closet enough to make out the sign above the door, which he was within steps of at this point... "Oh dammit, not this shit, here... I have a wife, dammit! A wife I love very much! Seriously, doll: I'm sure you're cute and all but-- well... I promised my wife I would never cheat on her with anyone but this one patient of mine, who we both are very fond of-- one Diego Armando, you understand..."

[[Oh PLEASE let there be a DIEGO somewhere out there.... ;) ♥]]